"I cant look at nonsense like that...I'm busy making a giant laser blowup Justin Timberlake and Lizzie Mcguire." -Gray

"I hear the trunk of a beamer is an erotic vortex of madness." -Gray

"And so begins my career of professional UFO hoaxing." -Gray

"2 Ghz PCs give me the willydillies." -Gray

"I wish NASA was hiring deadbeats to shoot into space for weird tests." -Gray

"Santa does whatever the crap he wants." -Gray

"Did you see the video on CNN of the guy getting shot outside court the other day? Kinda looked like Keith and Corey in a baretta fight at Casa." -Gray

"That's not l33t. That's old and busted." -Gray

"I think my Mac has a sense of humor." -Gray

"I'm ripping up the hardware sales from the town drunks." -Gray

"I think I need hypnosis tapes for listening to hypnosis tapes." -Gray

"I wish somebody could teach me how to grow chocolate. Whenever I plant rosettes they never seen to grow past a small bush." -Gray

"Do GST cheques come out tomorrow?" - Gray
"If that's the case then I'll be able to get beer for the Leafs game." - Corey
"I'll finally be able to buy that shank to hang myself from the ceiling." - Gray
"Shank?" - Corey
"No idea what I'm talking about. I'm in a state of ecstacy because I'm eating brownie cookies." - Gray

"My sea monkey's started eating each other. Until they decided that cannibalism was a sin and then they starved to death." -Gray

"I'd gladly move to another planet if America was left on this one." -Gray

"Windows should come with a warning on the disk that says "Go crap yourself now, because you will have to at some point during this installation."" -Gray

"I walked out of my building today and a skunk ran right past my feet!" -Hurley
"I didn't know Chippett was in St Johns." -Gray

"I was thinking about walking to Jumbo Video but I'm not cuz knowing my luck I'll run into the bear. It won't attack me, but it will make me look like a fool somehow. I just know it." -Gray

"What stick team won the ice races?" -Gray on the NHL finals

"You've gotta do something about that chest." -Gray

"I hope Castro kills the American infidels and then we can store all our leftover Rush albums in the States." -Gray

"I can wear a purse and still be a man, I don't care. We all need to carry stuff around!! -Gray

"I should pretend to be a homeless kid who breaks into a library every night to blog. Get it all popular and have people send me cans of soup." -Gray

"Maybe slugs are all really players in a real world rpg, and they just buy [their shell houses] at the item shop. Slugs without shells are weak level 1 slugs." -Gray

"I've started to wear brighter colors now that it's summer." -Stephanie
"I'm still trying to wear drab and boring colors in hopes of blending in with the walls." -Gray

"Thats the first email I've ever got in my life with somebody telling me they want to make me an omlett." -Gray on Brian asking him out on a breakfast date.

"[Being funny] is not something you can do on demand. Well, not something I can do anyway. Gray maybe. Gray, be funny!" -Ian
"Bubble gum is stuck in my underwear." -Gray

"I hereby declare that starting today, I will not kill any kittens for a month." -Gray

"I may be a healer with herbs and water, but you ma'am are a true healer of the soul and all that is good." -Gray after I showed him pics from Morgan Webb's Maxim shoot.

"I just saw a job posting for "private investigator" and I could have swore it was Pirate Investigator at first. I was so excited." -Gray

"Is it normal to want to throw my ex off the balcony?" -Steve
"Yea, I think so." -Gray

"Steph, you're full of lies and porridge." -Gray

"Tell me about that Linux program y'all are usin'. Can I fit dat on ma floppy?" -Gray mimicking the typical "Call For Help" caller.

"Jedix, is it okay if I sing 80s love songs to you all night?" -Gray

"I need to go smoke." -Gray
"You should quit like me." -Kev
"Not a chance. There's no winning when you try to quit." -Gray

"I was still drinking when Drew Mouland had already passed out. How bad is that?" -Gray

"I miss my apple computer. I left it somewhere." -Gray
"Is that the one that tells you to murder people at random?" -Trisha
"Yes."-Gray

"Wine is like a horrid bitch goddess. When you wake up the next day it's always right next to you, staring at you and saying "I'ma gonna kill you." -Gray

"I'm not a vengeful god. I'm a squishy, kindly, rollup-the-rim-to-win kinda god."-Gray

"I'd never let a girl get in the way of my IRC habbits."-Gray

"I rough you up good." -Gray on beating me up.

"I don't mean to sound selfish, but I cant stand it when people tell me things that either don't involve me or I don't have an invested interest in. If it has nothing to do with me, chances are I don't give a rats ass." -Stephanie
"That's why I never tell you about the Oscars and Golden Globes I keep winning." -Gray

"Yea, the kazoos are just going off everywhere I go." -Gray after I described him as a walking party.

"I've never done much work with Canadian Idol winners. Only thing I'd work with them would be their teeth into a curb." -Gray

"I need to stop smoking." -Stephanie
"We all need to." -Gray
"It's just too damn expensive." -Stephanie>
"Wanna go halves on a rollie kit?" -Gray

"Liam, when is your date?-Julian
"Friday or Saturday."-Liam
"Where are you guys going?-Julian
"Dunno."-Liam
"Picnic under an overpass always does the trick. Can of beans and a lighter. That's why I got all the ladies."-Gray

"You need your daily dose of Vitamin Gray." -Gray

"I won't let it get liony again, but I may grow it out a bit. I'll get Jon's woman to groom it for me."-Gray on his hair.
"Yea, as long as there's some maintenance. But you better offer to fix her computer for free for her."-Stephanie
"Jon's already got her box under control."-Gray

"Whenever I leave late at night Jon thinks I'm going to Dartmouth to hustle bums with my dice." -Gray

"Do you think it would smell after awhile. All the rotting corpses?" -Stephanie on being the only ones alive if everyone else suddenly dropped dead.
"Oh god yes. You'd have to put them in a landfill. It would be like doing the dishes but with people." -Gray

"I bet Corey is running for his life in a cornfield right now. Screaming about expensive shoes and using the bathroom on a first date." -Grayon Corey going to a Sex In The City party.

"I need you to transfer my Waterhouse site to my Snowy Driveway dir." -Stephanie on getting her webdsite back online.
"Ok, lemme just light up a smoke-aroo and log into my system and I should have that going." -Gray
"No! There's no time!" -Stephanie
"Lies! I'm listening to Rolling Stones and apparently Time Is On My Side. So eat it." -Gray

"I hope I'm not a homosexual, that would make me sad... but if I am, and Corey is too, then I guess everything works out." -Gray

"I'd love to watch Trek-Porn while eating chocolate donuts and drinking Jolt and having sex with an Orion slave girl all at the same time." -Gray

"I never want to be in a situation where I have to use a neuro-interface to get some." -Gray

"They don't call me the roofie bandit for nothing." -Gray

"52 cans o' Jolt on the wall. 3 more and the half pyramid will be complete. My stairway to god is almost complete!!
"I thought you didn't believe in god." -Julian
"I'm making the assumption that god is real and lives on the 7th floor." -Gray

"Everytime I disgust you beyond belief, an angel gets its wings." -Gray

"I love how for the last hour, CNN has been broadcasting that American troops might attack Fallujah. Nothing like letting the enemy know that they're about to be invaded." -Gray

"Do you think we'd get evicted if we were running a small nuclear reactor in the apartment?" -Gray

"Steeks, we live across the road from a university ....do you know how many guys would want to live here? We should be down there with signs sayin 'Free Bangs'...." -Gray

"I've always dreamt of being a rebel footsoldier during the onslaught at Hoth with the approaching AT-AT's. This game lets me live my dreams." -Gray on Star Wars Battlefront

"Steeks + piles of weed + pizza + 4am = lardy dyins." -Gray

"I miss having to swindle people for warez. You had to work for your warez back in the day." -Gray

"Back in the day if you had access to ODay warez, everybody wanted a piece of you." -Gray

"It's really time to switch to Apple or Linux when you get 60,000 blue screens of death." -Gray on the UK Government's Department for Work and Pensions attempt to upgrade seven PCs from Windows 2000 to Windows XP.

"Those schmucks don't know that the key to your heart is nerd related t-shirts." -Gray

"Do up a photoshop of you stabbing him in the brains, with big font that says "THIS IS METAPHORICAL!!!" -Gray

"Why does my router crap out whenever I try to download some titties?" -Gray

"Well, it won't protect us from bullets....but I guess it'll stop a shank." -Gray on prison guard's shank-resistant vests.

"Trust me, you can fill as many tubes with chocolate pudding, it just won't speed up time." -Gray

"I'd pay good money to watch Trent Reznor murder Britney Spears." -Gray

"Drunk parents are fun. Last time my dad got hammered, we ended up with a widescreen TV the next morning." -Gray

"16 Bit Color & BBS Porn = the downfall of Gray." -Gray

"They could pull out the wildcard and let the leprechaun interview me. That's why I always bring a can of pepper and beans into my interviews." -Gray

"Some guys take advantage of girls physically when they're drunk. I take advantage of them financially." -Gray

"Stand up for your porn man!" -Gray on some dude on Dr. Phil telling his wife that he'll stop looking at porn if she won't leave him.

"I wonder how many guys will actually get a steak and a blow job tomorrow." -Adam on Steak & Blow Job Day
"I'll end up at the meat section in the Superstore begging the workers for both." -Gray

"Going on download binges is like a night of hard drinking. You wake up the next morning, look at your playlist, and you're like "what the fuck?! -Gray

"Just remember what the good book says, Don't Panic........ and by 'good book' I mean The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy." -Gray

"I don't know why I always talk about you making me pancakes. I don't even ever want any. I just like saying it." -Gray

"I can't be around you when you're watching Matthew McConaughey movies." -Gray

"My food diary is starting to look like an ad for Pepsi." -Gray

"I'd rather see Yoda whoring a Pepsi than Britney Spears." -Stephanie
"Yea, at least he knows he's a puppet." -Gray

"Are you LAUGHING at my man pain?!" -Gray

"I'm trying to find underwear by searching for "the blue ones" on Google image search." -Gray

"Somebody just called me, I put my phone up to my ear and then pressed enter on my keyboard. Then the phone kept ringing and broke my earlobe. I hate being dumb." -Gray

"I don't wanna go to milf town!!" -Gray

"Never judge a girl from a 90x90 jpeg." -Gray

"We should elect a new god." -Gray

"In my drunkness I've lost the ability to walk properly and roll cigarettes, yet I can still type coherently and remember all my passwords." -Gray

"I had no idea Dilos were actually the name of pegs in a dory. Finally some closure." -Gray

"It was like having my face held down into a toilet of obvious." -Gray on watching Crash

"I am totally getting drunk and not building a circuit on friday night." -Liam
"I'll get drunk too." -Gray
*later*
"Are you drunk yet?" -Gray
"I sorta lied." -Liam
"Damn you." -Gray
"I am building a circuit." -Liam
"You bastard." -Gray

"What's this Facebook?" -Liam
"It's like Myspace, but not for bar sluts." -Gray

"In a failed attempt to get a Wii, I decided to go get a new cell phone. Telus store was closed, still desperate to waste money I searched for cool stuff... In the end I came home with a box of Poptarts and a Glade Plugin." -Gray

"May the force be with you..... the good force from the original movies." -Gray

"Eating a NutriGrain bar for breakfast is like trying to heal a lvl99 fighter with Cure1." -Gray