10. "Ok, so two Bee Gees are dead. Two are still alive. I have two wrists, and I swear they're both gone if they do a come-back tour." -Gavin

9. "Having dreams where you own a Ferrari and are hanging out with with chicks that look identical to the ones in 'Clueless' is awesome....... but not when someone jacks your Ferrari." -Julian

8. "[Being funny] is not something you can do on demand. Well, not something I can do anyway. Gray maybe. Gray, be funny!" -Ian
"Bubble gum is stuck in my underwear." -Gray

7. "Every day I think of how I can get to California to be on The Price is Right." -Joanne
"What shirt would you wear? -Stephanie
"FREE NEWFOUNDLAND", but it would be concealed under a hoodie until I reached contestants row. I don't want to lessen my chances of "commin' on down" with political devience. -Joanne

6. "Rule #1: Don't call hot girls from Bishop's Falls "River Rats". Rule #2: If you do... make sure to justify it with "... but your some gorgeous!" -Julian

5. "I've got Connect Four locked down like a mother fucker." -Jay

4. "My friend loves you." -Random girl at the bar
"Yeah I can tell it's true love by the skanky way she's grinding on me." -J-Dubb

3. "Hey Tiff, have you ever considered having sex with a guy for procreation purposes?" -Tamara
"No, but then again I never thought I'd consider having sex with a turkey baster either." -Tiff

2. "What do you think will happen to us if all our impovished workers in the so-called Third World start organizing for human rights? -Ian
"I start growing my own veggies ........ and pants." -Steve

1. "I like my wings like I like my women, hot and covered in sauce." -Steeks
"No, you like your women like you like your wings, small and boney." -Julian