"My boyfriend is such a geek. I said boobs, and he didn't look at me. I said mario, and he did." -Breanne

"It doesn't matter how geeky you are. You can scare a jock if you've got an axe in the dark." -Gray

"I think Team Fortress II made me single." -Corey

"Were you trick or treating?" -Nicole
"No. I was breaking and entering." -Lisa

"A friend of mine called me from Alberta this morning...everyone at the morning meeting sang Happy Birthday over speaker phone. Followed by "Happy Birthday Keith..... you cod fish eatin', Screech drinkin'.... son of a Newfie." -Keith
"That's better than I get. I had Vanessa, Allison and Colette leave me a voice mail last week of them screaming into the phone: "Pelley! What was the name of that ugly guy you used to date in grade 10?!" -Stephanie

"I find that street life is very much akin to prison and a cigarette is as good as currency." -Mike on not feeling bad about giving a squidgie kid a cigarette instead of money.

"Me and a guy in my office were pretending to be each other's bosses this morning so we could know how it felt like to be praised. We kept telling each other we were doing good jobs, to go take breaks, asking how our families were." -Gray

"Stupid reality. Why can't you be more like my dreams? Inconsistant and non-linear." -Liam

"Eating a NutriGrain bar for breakfast is like trying to heal a lvl99 fighter with Cure1." -Gray

"Striss, some day we'll look back at our lives and everything will be referenced by the Corey's ex we hung out with at the time." -Ian

"May the force be with you..... the good force from the original movies." -Gray

"The thing about the library is that you can't take a book out if it's on fire." -Joanne

"Are you over in the Ukrain now?" -Julian
"Yeah." -Liam
"Don't they usually send you your mail-order bride? You normally DON'T have to go and pick them up." -Julian

"Does Canadian Tire have beds and bed related things?" -Gray
"Do you mind sleeping in tires?" -Ian

"If you say "law school" really fast it sounds like you're saying "law is cool," which is totally misleading." -Li

"It would be hard to get me to attack country 25 if I know everyone there is connected to everyone I know by less than seven degrees." -Ian on how Facebook has turned the world into a global society thay may achieve world peace.

"I'm not being cranky. I'm being sarcastic." -Lisa

"In a failed attempt to get a Wii, I decided to go get a new cell phone. Telus store was closed, still desperate to waste money I searched for cool stuff... In the end I came home with a box of Poptarts and a Glade Plugin." -Gray

"I wonder what Apple will rename the iphone to. They're getting sued already. Linksys owns the trademark for iPhone." -Corey
"Any other i-things we can buy the rights to now?" -Ian
"iMobile..... iRoam..... iCouldntCareLess.... iDontHaveEnoughMoneyForIt." -Corey

"Grow up man and eat the moth." -Mole