"N'Sync has NEVER made my head bounce. Except off the desk trying to concuss myself." -IcoHolic

"Extreme Makeover is off the hizzle. I imagine all these people with glaringly bad features made good then going and having children and their partner goes "What the fuck??!!? Our child is ugly!" -bleepstreet

"Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!" -PhillyB

"Did someone say Pasta Jihad?" -AGBD

Camel porn is a drug like no other." -IcoHolic

"Watching Michael J. Fox makes me feel like I have Parkinson's." -bleepstreet

"I used to squirt vinegar at ugly girls in the bar so when I was drunk and I was talking to them at the end of the night, if they smelt like vinegar, I'd know they started out ugly." -MjrIraqi

"You're not going to be synthesizing any sunlight with that config." -Striss

"Stereotypes are funny because they're true." - bleepstreet

"I can't stop laughing long enough to take a bong hit." -KillerInstinct

"A lie makes it around the world before the truth can even get its pants on." -beetlejuice

"Don't put things in your ass. Pick your nose instead! Vote against AGBD in '05! -SLayer

"There just aint enough burning dogshit baggies these days... Oh, what is the world coming to? -autoaim

"What size is agbd?" -bleepstreet
"Depends on if he's wearing high heals." -Mr_Sentry
"When is he not?" -SpaceMonkey

"Screw crack. Just don't buy any. That'll teach 'em to raise their customer service standards." -fayth

"We are going to make a Mountin Dew moat around my computer!" (20mins later) "It dint go as well as planned, so I had to abort 'Operation Dew Moat.'" -Spaz-O-Matic

"Circle Jerk? Where? I'm in! I mean, no. How gay!" -D-Trix

"If you can't find a good woman, raise one, then make her yours." -PhillyB

8D -NU2U
What's that? A stub? 8=========D <-- mansize! Talk to lutha. He can't even fit his on the screen. -fayth

"I tried to walk like a gangster and ended up looking crippled." -PhillyB

"He's about as tall as Godzilla. Goes around destroying family owned general stores and singing songs about crack." -SpaceMonkey on agbd

"My true calling was a gynecologist." -MjrPotroaster
"Nothing like having your nose in your work." -PhillyB

"Could someone scratch my ass? My arm is broken and I can't reach." -Treyno

"I have an overconfidence problem, but it works for me." -IcoHolic

"I might be ugly, but im damn good at it." -Spawn

"I'm a doctor, not a UrT player!!!" -Steppin'Razor

"Anyone here ever drink Drain-O?" -AGBD
"Just finished a glass of Comet actually." -SLayer
"I'm an Ajax man myself." -TheDragon

"Today I swear I saw a child molester on the bus. It was really creepy." -SpaceMonkey
"Was he eyeing you?" -lies
"Not just me, everyone." -SpaceMonkey
"What a freak." -lies
"I think it was agbd though. Except white, and skinny, and on crack." -SpaceMonkey
"agbd is white and skinny." -She-Prime
"Oh, right. Where is that cracka?" -SpaceMonkey
"On the bus." -lies

"I am teh win, you are teh suck. Deal with it. -SLayer

"Every morning for some odd ass reason I wake up with a bag on my head." -Sn][pA
"Teabag?" -Zane_Darque

"You can smoke catnip?" -Sn][pA
"You can smoke anything that lights on fire." -IcoHolic
"And live?" -Sn][pA
"I said nothing about living." -IcoHolic

"NES and SNES represent the 2nd best way to play with yourself." -FistingLessons

"I'm addicted to sarcasm." -Dragonne

"Vancouver has the worst heroin problem in the world. But we keep them all on one street so it's ok." -bleepstreet

"Eradicate the stupidty problem one overdose at a time." -IcoHolic

"I have to wathc my fringes to make srue i'm tpying striaght." -fayth

"Why does everything I get fuck up?" -Woody
"Probably because you have a butt-sac and a nutt-hole............ WTF is a butt-sac?!" -MrStaggerLee-ReIIik

"We got a prob with the pub. I dunno if it's the anti-lag but people are like they've got Parkinson's, shaking everywhere." -Frost

"You're a pudding pie." -SpaceMonkey
"I'm a man." -pudding_pies
"You're a pudding pie god dammit!" -SpaceMonkey

"I rule." -SpaceMonkey
"I disagree." -pudding_pies
"STFU pudding thing." -SpaceMonkey

"You are an American because you live in North America."-Killer-Instinct

"Can you program missile guidance systems that will systematically take out anyone that is not a Leafs fan?" -IcoHolic

"I don't like the name WEB-USER. Only f****** and sailers are called WEB-USER. From now on you're Gomer Pyle!" -Animal

"Your mustache lore is weak." -Vasser

"Frodo is what they'd call a modern day metrosexual." -Scarlett

"Nothing is more funny than my uber mullet." -DarthNader
"Your skillz are." -Trix

"Isn't love grand?" -FemFatal
"Definetly. In a "get-kicked-in-the-grill" kind of way." -Raimondo

"I promise not to invade #iraq. I just want to live." -IcoHolic

"I like ostracizing web users from my websites simply by the choice of browser/os they use." -Mungo_Zen

"Casualty..lets make love!" -Treyno

"I can't seem to get [being an ass] as a reputation. I'm the 'nice guy' in SID, no matter how big of a ballbuster I act." -Dragonne

"Hide behind your fence of freedom and never ever look over it." -HoboHumpinSlut on Americans

"Can anyone tell me why the The 6th Floor was closed?" -F For Fragging
"Yeah, the 5th floor wanted to move upstaires." -evilatn

"Don't listen to me, I'm just a critical bastard." -BludShoT

"I want my Yoda and you are keeping him from me!" -lutha

"Those Texans make fine undershirts." -pudding

"Not too smart, I just cut off the tip of my finger with a Stanley knife." -bleepstreet
"Is it your shooting finger?" -Vasser
"No, it's my reload finger." -bleepstreet
"Time to change reload finger I guess." -MeanMomma
"Nah, just hide to reload." -bleepstreet

"I figure anyone who owns a goat has done something questionable in private with it at least twice." -Bar-B-Q

"I would just like to say, I am gonna literally stick M1000's up Mort's ass and light them on fire." -Stryder
"He'll just think he ate too much chili." -d|i|g|i|t|a|l

"It's such an impersonal thanks when it's scripted." -Dragonne on +o/+v auto thanks scripts

The 4th of July wasnt to keen for me. Everyone was like 'have you seen this kid? and that one? and that one?' I was like 'why you askin for help?' then i relized i was wearin a damn life guard jacket. So I wrote in permanent marker 'NOT A LIFE GUARD!' I just wanted to be warm... I'm not ready for responsibility yet." -sN][Pa

"I never touch my monitor when indulging in flesh media." -o

I wish I used it. Unfortunatly, I'm disgustingly resistent to change ." -She-Prime on linux
"I'm just disgusting." -FemFatal

"The 1337'rs are always in search of the 'golden' cvar." -Kr0m
"Mmmm, golden cvar. Sounds kinky." -StinkyGreene

"You really shouldnt make Hottlipz cranky. Oswald might be the head, but she's the neck. Head goes where the neck says." -TwentySeven

"I am a legend in my own mind." -meth

"Unfortunately, as the internet gains popularity and more people are introduced, the common denominator of intellligence will lower itself even more." -o

"You will now refer to me by my indian name - HE WHO SMOKES BITCHES!" -Lakatta

"With a name like this you need to make hygiene a priority." -FingerBang

"What exactly is an asshat?" -bleepstreet
"An asshat = someone whose head is usually stuck up their own ass 90% of the time or longer." -Oneleg
I thought it was a hat for your ass." -keeper

"Stagger Lee's UrT hot tip of the day: Do not use your keyboard as a dinner plate." -MrStaggerLee

"It seems the less I play the better I get. I got the n00b headshot luck from not playing." -TheSpaceDude

"Steps In Overcoming Masturbation. You should read it." -Scum
"I dont need to overcome my masturbation." -VogeSniper

"Contrary to popular belief, Windows has gotten better. It used to crash all the time. Now it waits until you're doing something important." -FemFatal

"I gave a cute little smile to some sexy dude, so he comes over to talk to me and proceeds to spit with every word out of his drunken mouth." -She-Prime
"Chicks don't like that?" -IcoHolic

"My anger management classes piss me off!!!" -Angel

"Where can I get my Taupehat.com t's?" -IcoHolic
"Paypal me a hundred bux and I'll sign one for you." -d|i|g|i|t|a|l
"I sent you 10. Gimme my fucking t-shirt." -IcoHolic
"No. For ten bux you get a sock. Only one." -d|i|g|i|t|a|l
"I only have one foot anyway." IcoHolic

"Duct Tape mod totally ruins the atmosphere." -Bar-B-Q on a Doom3 mod
"You ruin my atmospher bbq." -PROXI

"Windows XP is awsome. It's so awsome it blew my mind. That and the invention of the can opener." -SpaceMonkey

"I have bad karma when it comes to computers." -PigglyWiggly

"Rainbow is 1337." -woekele
"No he's not. He's KI's bot." -Hottlipz

"Well, I guess it's good that the post-lobotomized have a place where they fit in also." -autoaim on deadpool reforming DROOG.

"If you shot Oswald up on steroids he still could not do track and field for shit." -FatChix0r

"You see Blade, that is where we differ. If people don't hate me, I think there is something wrong." -Meaty

"Hey, does anyone have a good formula for removing sphincter wax?"-agbd

"I was feeling a bit worthless this morning, now I'm a ho! You too can achieve greatness." -fayth

"Make a script to do your job." -slimg00dy

"A dirt clod? Is that the best you got? Sheesh. I'm worth alot more than a stinkin dirt clod. What's a dirt clod anyhow?" -Tango on Hottlipz slapping him around a bit with a dirt clod.
"It's a clod of dirt, Tango." -MiNioN
"Well it sounds cheap! -Tango

"I thought Urban Terror died. Yup. This is like standing in a field of bodies the way everyone is quiet." -X-Tracker on #UrbanTerror being dead.
"I have never stood in a field of bodies." -StinkyGreene
"Ever go to a cemetery?" -X-Tracker
"I have stood in a field of daisies, and that is quiet too." -StinkyGreene
"Sure, they are all buried. Get a lawn mower and mow all the daisies except one and ask it how it feels." -X-Tracker
"It would be sad." -StinkyGreene

"Demons are bad..unless you get their a/s/l. Then they are only naughty." -SLayer

"Long live O.D.B. RIP." -mushroom
"He died? How?" -sublime
"Chestpains. Collapsed in the recording studio. Cocaine is a helluvah drug." -mushroom

"Duck-cats are people too." -ShminkyBoy

"Having sex with an 18 year old fictional witch.... I'm totally down." -Dragon on Hermione.

"Lets just say he is good with his nads." -Oswald's typo while talking about Lt1